1. PLANE AND SIMPLE: IF YOU ARE A JERK OR ANY NUMBER OF JERK-ISH VARIENTS, JUST DON'T CONTACT US AT ALL.
2020 was a challenge for everyone, us included. We simply no longer have the willingness to put up with rudeness, impatience, condescension. or inconsideration of our work and time. We tolerate cow-shit....NOT bullshit. I'm serious folks, I will cuss you out if you "come at me outta pocket!"
If I seem a little ornery...ayyup
2. Initial correspondence will need to be conducted primarily via Email i.e. specific questions regarding ordering.. We give a 48-72hr response time.
3. We will be available to speak via phone for post sale arrangements i.e. coordinating/scheduling order pick-up, etc...